January 2011
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I am blown to smithereens.
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if you were right here, right now, youd be having the apple sauce of your liking, and maybe even a 60 calorie vanilla/chocolate pudding cup.
Having acne bothers most people. The presence of pimples makes us feel self-conscious and unwilling to approach strangers. There are many over the counter acne treatments available, but none is easier or more affordable than using urine. Baby urine is actually more potent, so if you have a baby, why not use what they produce most of? In this case, you can collect the urine in the diaper. Simply...
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maybe if i drip some pee on my zit it’ll go away
now whos gunna wanna make out with me with this monstrous pimple my face is birthing right above my lip? No one, thats who.
i just wanna go to sleep and not wake up until all seasons of jenny jones with special jenny commentary are on dvd.
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On The Prowl
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My chola name is
~*~Clumsy~*~
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“My name is Jerome, i got everything from tickets to hot combs. I’m an old mack, from way back. One of the original playas…from the Himalayas.”
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